*Cough cough* Ahem...Good morning Digital World...I have but one request...can someone suggest a good hair growth formula or chemical or potion of some sort?

It's for a friend...and please make it a fast working item...price is no object.

*Yawn* G'morning fuzzy..wuz...zy?

T-TA! Shush!

*Bursts out laughing* DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF KATS! W-HAHA W..What happened?!?

Turn off accursed comm!!!

You have like...one freckle...right here.

SHUT UP!!!!