*Sound of a roaring waterfall in the backround*

Um...I-I don't wish to be a bother...but if someone would happen to be in the area...I am in a bit of a predicament.

I was taking a stroll through the woods, communing with nature in an attempt to clear my head so to speak, and attempted to cross a river by bridge...w-well it seemed the bridge wasn't that strong...

*Crack*

A-and I fear that the branch preventing me from tumbling to my death is not terribly strong despite my *Whimper* Lack of mass...

...

Help?