Nice guys finish last....

Katarl "Kats" Blazefur is a teenaged Ferrin boy of above average intelligence with a talent for computers and robotics.

He was raised on his home planet of Farra with his older sister Kathryn "Kitty" Blazefur. Their parents were in good standing among the ruling class of the planet, their father a talented field medic in the military while his mother worked for a prestigious technology company.

As such due to their good social standing and intelligence they were admitted into a prestigious private school located on a traveling space station. The school would collect students from various planets to bring them together in a community with hopes to celebrate unity and the sort of world that can be created from mixing all kinds of beliefs and traditions.

Unfortunately where the school excelled in education it fell short on social skills and Kats in particular was picked on by a great number of bullies. It was one such bully that shoved him into an escape pod and launched him into orbit around Farra as the Space Station had returned to the Ferrin homeworld for the first time in two years.

Kats contacted Kitty who took matters into her own hands as she was known to do. Stealing a maintenance shuttle she intercepted the pod and docked with it just in time to become witness to the destruction of her homeworld.

Kats and Kitty watched in confusion and horror as a ship appeared out of the darkness of space. Almost impossible to see with the naked eye. But silhouetted by Farra's moon they could make out the hull of a craft half the size of their planet and covered in twinkling starlike light.

The ship fired some sort of energy beam into Farra and the planet itself burst from the inside scattering chunks in all directions and knocking the escape pod spinning.

The last thing Kats can recall was seeing a chunk of the planet smash through the school, then he was out cold.

Kats and his sister drifted in that pod for days before their distress signal was picked up by a scouting ship that was investigating the massive surge of energy that was the destruction of Farra. The scouting ship took them on board and brought them back to it's home ship "The Crimson Silk."

Kats and Kitty were soon to discover they had not been picked up by some good Samaritans but in fact one of the most infamous pirate crews in space. In fact the pilot of the scouting craft had been none other then "Othelo Jones" Infamous criminal wanted for the single handed destruction of half a planets population and countless other crimes. (Both the Ferrins were surprised as in person he seemed so likable and goofy.)

With no where to go and no one to turn to, the Ferrin's took up jobs among the crew. Kats as their IT support and Kitty as the ships medic. A year of adventures with the crew has passed and despite the danger they constantly put him in, Kats has grown to think of the crew as family.

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Anyone know where I can get a good game guide for Monstermon Black version?

I wish you wouldn't use my D-comm for such trivial matters.

Trivial? TRIVIAL!? This is life and death you furry fool! I wanna be the very best like no one ever was!

Would you pass me the laser drill?

You have no respect for the greatest Monstermon master that ever lived! I've filled out every Monsterdex in every version of this game since it began! I'm OG!

How in the multiverse could you have managed that if you've died so many times and lost so many tamers?

Do not question my methods fool! It's my destiny! Someday I'll be whisked away to the magical world of Monstermon and then you'll see! You'll all see!

If you go shopping for groceries I'll give you the money for that new game system coming out next week.

...Monstermon in 3D...you drive a hard bargain! Sold!

You would have just taken my money anyway.

We work well together.

have an Commendation from Mars Tech, I am board certified in mechanical-thoracic rebuilding and trauma repair, I have been awarded citations from seven different scientific boards in New Earthland, and I am never, ever sick in space. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their Robot Master doesn't crash or that their Vocaloid doesn't lose all her memories or that their mainframe doesn't suffer acute neural trama from hacker shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in Dr. Tenenbaum's bed last night, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

I'm awake...or more precisely I'm coherent. Apparently it doesn't take alot of pain medication to keep me loopy.

TA has deemed it fit to paint my claws pink.

With glitter.

*Ahem* My sincerest apologies to those I troubled on my birth-

-on the twelfth.

Just to let you know gentlemen I'm heading out for a few hours, if you should require anything including repairs don't hesitate to call.

It's a little odd you're bothering to let them know.

After the last incident I find myself hesitant to leave the cabin for long.

Asking purely for the sake of gathering more information I wish to gain insight from the general public if you please.

Of those of you here how many of you have been sent home and returned to the Digital World?

For what period of time were you hear before this happened and how long were you home before you came back?

Was there a significant event that occurred in your life before you returned to the digital world?

Did you ever have contact with anyone in your world with anyone who remembered or interacted with you in the digital world?

Had any time passed from when you first arrived in the digital world and when you returned?

And finally...

...w-what's the longest that anyone's been here before? As in...longest consecutive amount of years that a tamer from another world has lived in this world?

...thank you.

[The sound of machines running and tinkering]

More power TA! I need more power!

How much power do you expect to get? I only have so much to offer!

Pull the lever! Activate the second generator!

Alright alright! Geeze this guy gets an idea and suddenly he's so demanding.

[The heavy clank of a lever being thrown and the hum of electricity fallowed by a loud eerie unnatural yowling]

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[[OOC: Friend add likesbows Kats has inadvertently created Yowaneko]

[The sound of Kats, as usual hard at work stops abruptly.]

What's up hairball?

*sigh*

You still thinking about that girl?

I can fix the frame...remold plastic, rewire and replace parts...but when it comes down to it there are still somethings I can't fix.

Yeah well...eh.
( Song goes here )

...that was...odd.

Somehow I always figured you'd be a tenor or a soprano.

*Sound of a roaring waterfall in the backround*

Um...I-I don't wish to be a bother...but if someone would happen to be in the area...I am in a bit of a predicament.

I was taking a stroll through the woods, communing with nature in an attempt to clear my head so to speak, and attempted to cross a river by bridge...w-well it seemed the bridge wasn't that strong...

*Crack*

A-and I fear that the branch preventing me from tumbling to my death is not terribly strong despite my *Whimper* Lack of mass...

...

Help?