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*Groan*

Come on now hairball, speak into the microphone like a good kitty.

W-what?

You gotta ask for medicine somehow, I sure as hell don't know what to do for you. I've never been sick a day in my life.

...

OK Physically sick, the jury is still out on mentally ill.

*groan*

You're looking pretty pale there...which I'm surprised considering you're covered in fur.

I feel like my bi-neural cells are unstable causing my bi-spatial terminal phaser to overheat and *Hack cough* imbalance my forward ops module.

...OK for the record...you have GOT to spend some time with organics, you are not a robot. Second, try simple symptoms please.

H-hot...very hot and tired...and aches, a-and my nose is stuffed up...*Hack cough*

And you sound like you've got a hairball stuck in there.

*Groan*

Oh and don't forget you threw up last night, that was totally awesome.

*Groan?*

By which I mean gross.

Ah...